Tushy Classic

Photograph: John Bedell

Even the least handy homeowner can install this simple spritzer in minutes. The Tushy fits under any existing toilet seat and works with the most basic plumbing connection and no electrical wiring. A console on the side lets you adjust both the nozzle angle and the water pressure—alas, not temperature, so the water will stay refreshingly brisk.

$99

Toto Washlet A100

Photograph: John Bedell

Toto’s bidets are reliable, priced fairly, and easy to use—you may have encountered the Japanese brand’s rear wipers in fancy sushi restaurants. A side module has controls for angle, water temperature, and pressure of the aerated flow. Plus, the seat is heated to make chilly winter mornings a bit less bracing. This one requires an electrical outlet too.

$499

Kohler C3-430 Nightlight Heated Seat

Photograph: John Bedell

Relieve yourself from uncomfortable contortions with Kohler’s heated bidet. The handheld remote (not shown) lets you create two custom settings for temperature, angle, and water pressure. At this kingly price, the throne also has a quiet-­close lid, a stainless steel nozzle that self-­sterilizes with UV light, and an LED night-light that gives the bowl a welcoming glow. Yes, you need to plug this one in.

$649

Styling: Pakayla Biehn


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