Please join me on your smartphone’s home screen.

Locate the social-media apps you find most irresistible. (For me it’s Twitter and Instagram.) Place them in a new folder entitled “DO NOT USE UNTIL ELECTION IS OVER.” Now hide this folder deep inside your phone.

Congratulations! You have done your job as a responsible citizen of the United States…

This post first appeared on wsj.com

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